does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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