Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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