If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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