For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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