He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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