The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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