Don't make out with my wife yet
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
