dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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