Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
you told grandpa to call you daddy
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
