So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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