either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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