butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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