It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
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