You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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