just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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