VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I just cut my nipple shaving
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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