You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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