Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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