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Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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