what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
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