Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
she told me i tasted like america
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
There r osticjed everywhere
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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