I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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