If that was your dad, he is hot
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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