We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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