yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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