Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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