Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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