I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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