If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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