I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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