Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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