What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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