ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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