What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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