okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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