You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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