Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
we're making bets on your personal life
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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