Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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