I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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