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My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
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Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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