dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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