Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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