did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
