you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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