I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I will be naked everywhere
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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