lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
