It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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