It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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