i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I just blew my weed a kiss
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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