Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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