don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
be right there i have to get my cape
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
