so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
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