He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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